19
Jul

Redneck Jokes joke #11004

It was the first day of 3rd grade, and a new school for Bubba.

As a test, the teacher went around the room and asked each of the students to count to 50.

Some did very well, counting as high as 30 and 40, with just a few mistakes. Others couldnt get past 20.

Bubba, however, did extremely well. He counted past 50, right up to 83.

He was so excited that he ran home and told his Dad how well he had done. His Dad nodded and told him, Thats because you are from Georgia, son.

The next day, in language class, the teacher asked the students to recite the alphabet.

Most made it about half way through without much trouble. Some made it to M and N, but Bubba rattled off the alphabet right to W.

That evening, Bubba once again bragged to his Dad about his prowess in his new school. His Dad, knowingly, explained to him, Son, thats because you are from Georgia.

The next day, after Physical Education, the boys were taking showers.

Bubba noted that, compared to the other boys in his grade, he seemed overly well endowed. This confused him.

That night he told his dad, Dad, they all have little tiny ones, but mine is ten times bigger than theirs. Is that because Im from Georgia?

No, son, explained his Dad, Thats because youre 18.

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