Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer.

10. The monitor is up on cinder blocks.

9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco and whiskey stains on them.

8. The six front keys have rotted out.

7. The extra RAM slots have truck parts installed in them.

6. The numeric keypad only goes up to six.

5. The password is Huntin.

4. The CPU has a gun rack mount.

3. There is a Skoal can in the CD-ROM drive.

2. The keyboard is camouflaged.

1. The mouse is referred to as a critter.