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Feb

Redneck quickies 2

You might be a redneck if…

Your home has more miles on it than your car.

Your Christmas tree is still up in February.

Youve ever been arrested for loitering.

You think that potted meat on a saltine is an hors douvre.

There is a stuffed possum anywhere in your house.

You hammer bottle caps into the frame of your front door to make it look nice.

Youve ever shot anyone for looking at you.

You own a homemade fur coat.

Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.

Your momma has ammo on her Christmas list.

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