Redneck Romance

One day the Arkansas county sheriff sees Billy-Bob walking around town with nothing on except his boots.

The sheriff says Billy-Bob, what the hell are you doing walking around town dressed like that?

Billy-Bob replies Well, Sheriff, me and MaryLou was down on the farm and we started a-cuddlin. MaryLou said we should go in the barn and we did. Inside the barn we stated a kissing and a-cuddlin some more and things got pretty hot and heavy. Well, then MaryLou took off all her clothes and said that I should do the same. So, I took off all my clothes except my boots. Then MaryLou lay herself on the hay and said Okay Billy-Bob, lets go to town! . . . I guess Im the first one here!

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