18
Mar

Rejected Surgeon General Warnings For Cigarettes

Surgeon Generals Warning: Smoking cigarettes while masturbating could cause personal injury. Recommend taking a class to adequately prepare for such a task.

Surgeon Generals Warning: Dont take this fine print too seriously; the feds make us print it.

Surgeon Generals Warning: 100% pure tax.

Surgeon Generals Warning: No matter how hard you try, youll never look as cool as Bogart.

Surgeon Generals Warning: This cigarette mascot has phallic facial features.

Surgeon Generals Warning: Smoking during pregnancy can cause your baby to look like Herve Villacheze.

Surgeon Generals Warning: If you actually wear the free clothing you get from collecting multiple empty cigarette packs, you will look like a moron.

Surgeon Generals Warning: The Surgeon General has determined that cigarette smoking may cause women to look like cheap, sleazy sluts.

Surgeon Generals Warning: Keith Richards is a fluke.

Surgeon Generals Wwarning: The Surgeon General has determined that smoking can cause you to lead a pathetic existence sitting in a smelly designated smoking area at your job, freezing your cajones off in the middle of winter.

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