Relationship with God

77 year old Morris went for his annual physical. All of his tests came back with great results. Dr. Cohen said, Morris everything looks great physically. How are you doing mentally, emotionally and are you at peace with yourself, and have a good relationship with God?

Morris replied, God and me are tight. We are so close that when I get up in the middle of the night, *poof* … the light goes on when I go to the bathroom and then *poof* the light goes off!

Wow, commented Dr. Cohen, Thats incredible!

A little later in the day Dr. Cohen called Morriss wife. Becky, he said, Morris is just fine. Physically hes great. But I had to call because Im in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and *poof* the light goes on in the bathroom and then *poof* the light goes off?

Becky replied, The darn fool! … Hes peeing in the fridge again!

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