Religious Views of Life

Not for those who take their religion TOO seriously…

  • Taoism:
    Shit happens
  • Confucianism:
    Confucius said: Shit happens
  • Buddhism:
    If shit happens, it isnt really shit.
  • Zen:
    Whats the sound of shit happening?
  • Hinduism:
    This shit has happened before!
  • Islam:
    If shit happens, it is the will of Allah!
  • Protestantism:
    Let shit happen to someone else.
  • Catholicism:
    If shit happens, you deserve it.
  • Judaism:
    Why does this shit always happen to us?
  • Atheism:
    I dont believe this shit!
  • Agnosticism:
    Whats this shit?

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