Responce to 911 call

The dorbell rings and a woman opens the door.

The man who rang speaks (looking really agitated): We are from 911, we came for the man having a heartattack, because of the burglers who got into his house and raped his daughter under his eyes … This is no. 46, right?


This is the Johnson family, right?

No way! The Johnsons moved three months ago!

Goddammit! I hate these people! They call 911 and then they move! Darn!

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