14
Jan

Rest Home (rated)

A man in a nursing home takes up with one of the female patients and works out a deal with her where he gets in bed with her each night and she holds his penis as they fall asleep. After several weeks of this, he dumps her for a new partner.

The scorned woman questions him, Whats she got that I havent got?

The man replies, Parkinsons.

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