Restroom wall graffiti!

You can learn a lot from reading the graffiti in a bathroom, library or other public area…

The best way to a mans heart is to saw his breast plate open.

* Womens rest room, Murphys, Champaign, Ill.

If you voted for Clinton in the last election, you cant take a dump here –

Your asshole is in Washington!

* Mens rest room, Outback Steakhouse, Tacoma, Wash.

Beauty is only a light switch away.

* Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, N.C.

If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life,

then lets all get wasted and have the time of our lives.

* Armands Pizza, Washington, D.C.

Remember, its not How high are you?, its Hi, how are you?

* Rest stop off Route 81, W. VA.

God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust?

* The Irish Times, Washington, D.C.

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

* The Bayou, Baton Rouge, La.

No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her crap.

* Mens rest room, Lindas Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, N.C.

Its hard to make a comeback when you havent been anywhere.

* Written in the dust on the back of a bus, Wickenburg, Ariz.

A womans rule of thumb: If it has tires or testicles, youre going to have trouble with it.

* Womens rest room, Dicks Last Resort, Dallas, Tex.

Watch out for gay limbo dancers.

* Inside toilet stall door, mens rest room?

Express Lane: Five beers or less.

* Sign over one of the urinals, Ed Debevics, Phoenix, Ariz.

Youre too good for him.

* Sign over mirror in womens rest room, Ed Debevics, Beverly Hills, CA

No wonder you always go home alone.

* Sign over mirror in mens rest room, Ed Debevics,Beverly Hills, CA

What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is in your hands.

* Mens rest room, Lynaghs, Lexington, KY

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