You can learn a lot from reading the graffiti in a bathroom, library or other public area…
The best way to a mans heart is to saw his breast plate open.
* Womens rest room, Murphys, Champaign, Ill.
If you voted for Clinton in the last election, you cant take a dump here –
Your asshole is in Washington!
* Mens rest room, Outback Steakhouse, Tacoma, Wash.
Beauty is only a light switch away.
* Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, N.C.
If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life,
then lets all get wasted and have the time of our lives.
* Armands Pizza, Washington, D.C.
Remember, its not How high are you?, its Hi, how are you?
* Rest stop off Route 81, W. VA.
God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust?
* The Irish Times, Washington, D.C.
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
* The Bayou, Baton Rouge, La.
No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her crap.
* Mens rest room, Lindas Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, N.C.
Its hard to make a comeback when you havent been anywhere.
* Written in the dust on the back of a bus, Wickenburg, Ariz.
A womans rule of thumb: If it has tires or testicles, youre going to have trouble with it.
* Womens rest room, Dicks Last Resort, Dallas, Tex.
Watch out for gay limbo dancers.
* Inside toilet stall door, mens rest room?
Express Lane: Five beers or less.
* Sign over one of the urinals, Ed Debevics, Phoenix, Ariz.
Youre too good for him.
* Sign over mirror in womens rest room, Ed Debevics, Beverly Hills, CA
No wonder you always go home alone.
* Sign over mirror in mens rest room, Ed Debevics,Beverly Hills, CA
What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is in your hands.
* Mens rest room, Lynaghs, Lexington, KY