Two blondes suddenly got into bird hunting and were eager to try it out for themselves. They had read that a birddog is a great and useful accessory in bird hunting, so they decided to go to the pet shop and buy one. They asked for a well-trained birddog, and got one. The two blondes immediately went to the woods to try it out. The dog didnt work. No matter how hard they tried, it just didnt follow their commands. They became really frustrated and one of the blondes said to her companion, “Okay, well give him one more try. Well throw him in the air one more time and if he doesnt fly, were taking him back to the store!”