14
Mar

Revenge of the Blondes!

-Why do brunettes like their dark hair color?

It doesnt show the dirt.

-Who makes all the bras for brunettes?

Fisher-Price

-Why didnt Indians scalp brunettes?

The hair from a buffalos butt was more manageable.

-Why are most brunettes flat-chested?

It makes it easier for them to read their T-shirts.

-Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?

It matches their mustache.

-Why is the color brunette considered evil?

Whens the last time ya saw a blonde witch?

-How can you tell a brunette is lonely ?

Check her for a pulse.

-What is the most frustrated animal in the world?

A brunette rabbit.

-Why do brunettes wear training bras?

Its cheaper than changing their Band-Aids every day.

-Why did they quit selling brunette Barbie dolls?

Parents felt the dandruffmight be contagious.

-How do brunettes get the tangles out their hair?

With a rake.

-Why dont brunettes get breast implants?

Theyve already spent their money on thigh & butt implants.

-Why did God create brunettes?

So ugly men wouldnt feel left out.

-What do brunettes miss most about a great party?

The invitation.

-Where do brunettes get the hair for a transplant?

From their underarms.

-How do you describe a brunette whose phone rings on Saturday night?

Startled.

-What do you call a good-looking man with a brunette?

A hostage.

-How did Revlon come up with its brunette hair color?

By studying what oilspills did to seaweed.

-Whats the difference between a brunette and the trash?

At least the trash gets taken out once a week.

-What kind of costumes do brunette girls wear on Halloween?

They just stand on their heads and go as dirty mops.

-Why do brunettes have to pay an extra $2,000 for a breast job ?

Because the plastic surgeon has to start from scratch.

-What did the frustrated brunette say to her uninterested lover?

What part of *yes* dont you understand?

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