Roses for the Wife

Rufus bought his wife Lula-bell a bouquet of twelve long-stemmed roses for her birtday. Lula-bell gave him a big, close, hug and a long, deep, kiss.

Then she wispered in his ear I guess Im just gonna spend all night on my back with my legs in the air.

Rufus thought about it for a minute, then said, You dont have to do that, honey. I bought you a vase to put the flowers in.

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