Rottweiler at bar

Paddy was standing at the bar with a Rottweiler at his feet.

Does your dog bite, Paddy? asked Mick.

No, replied Paddy.

So Mick went to pat the dog and the dog just about tore Micks arm off.

I thought you said your dog didnt bite, screamed Mick.

Thats not my dog, replied Paddy.

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