Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?

A: Ask your Mom.

Q: What is the quickest way to clear out a mens rest room?

A: Say, Nice dick.

Q: What do you get when you cross Billy Ray Cyrus and a yeast infection?

A: An itchy, twitchy twat.

Q: Are birth control pills deductible?

A: Only if they dont work.

Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?

A: If we dont get some support soon, people are going to think were nuts!

Q: Why dont bunnies make noise when they make love?

A: Because they have cotton balls.

Q: Moms have Mothers Day, Fathers have Fathers Day. What do single guys have?

A: Palm Sunday

Q: What do you call a ninety year old man who can still masturbate?

A: Miracle Whip.