26
Jan

Rules for Marriage

A macho man married a beautiful young thing. On their honeymoon, he
laid down the rules, Now heres the way its gonna be: Ill go
hunting or fishing or card-playing or drinking with my buddies anytime
I want to, with no hassle from you. And Ill come home anytime I want
to, with no hassle from you. And Ill expect dinner to be on the table
whenever I get here, with no hassle from you. Those are my rules. Do
you understand?

His new bride smiled sweetly and replied, Of course, dear. Thats
fine. But I have one little rule of my own: Im gonna have sex every
night at seven oclock – whether youre home or not!

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