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Rules Men Wish Women Knew

If you think youre fat, you probably are. Dont ask us.

Learn to work the toilet seat; if its up, put it down.

Dont cut your hair, ever.

Sometimes, were not thinking about you. Live with it.

Get rid of your cat.

Sunday = Sports.

Anything you wear is fine, really.

Women wearing Wonder bras and low cut blouses lose their right to
complain about having their boobs stared at.

You have too many shoes.

Crying is blackmail.

Ask for what you want. Subtle hints dont work.

Mark anniversaries on a calendar.

Yes, pissing standing up is more difficult that peeing from point blank
range. Were bound to miss sometimes.

Yes, and no are perfectly acceptable answers.

A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

Dont fake it. Wed rather be ineffective than deceived.

Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.

If you dont dress like the Victoria Secret girls, dont expect us to
act like soap opera guys.

If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways
makes you sad and angry, then we meant the other one.

Let us ogle. If we dont look at other women, how can we know how
pretty you are?

Dont rub the lamp if you dont want the genie to appear.

You can either ask us to do something or tell how you want it
done – not both.

Christopher Columbus didnt need directions, and neither do we.

You have enough clothes.

Nothing says I love you like sex.

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