Rules Of Washington

If its worth fighting for, its worth fighting dirty for.

Dont lie, cheat or steal … unnecessarily.

There is always one more son of a bitch than you counted on.

An honest answer can get you into a lot of trouble.

The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant.

Chicken little only has to be right once.

NO is only an interim response.

You cant kill a bad idea.

If at first you dont succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried.

The truth is a variable.

A porcupine with his quills down in just another fat rodent.

You can agree with any concept or notional future option, in principle, but fight implementation every step of the way.

A promise is not a guarantee.

If you cant counter the argument, leave the meeting.

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