As far as I know this is original. I made this up with a few friends while
in a bar in the middle of nowhere cut off from the rest of civilization.

I heard recently that no Filipino saints have ever been selected and feel
this is a wrong that must be righted. I know of at least one Filipino
who has passed the criteria for sainthood (performing three miracles),
Ferdinand Marcos. The miracles he performed are:

1) He took millions, possibly billions of dollars out of one of the
worlds poorer nations.

2) He stayed married to Imelda for over 30 years.

3) He died of natural causes.