15
Jan

Sales Technique

I havent sold one tractor all month, a tractor salesman tells his friend.

Thats nothing compared to my problem, his buddy replies. I was milking
my cow when its tail whips around and hits me in the forehead, so I grabbed
some string and tied its tail up to the rafters. Then I go back to milk it
and it kicks me in the head with its right hind leg, so I grab some rope and
tie its one leg up to the rafters. I go back to try and milk it again when
it kicks me in the head with its left hind leg, so I tie its other leg
up to the rafters. Then my wife comes walking in and Ill tell ya, if you
can convince her that I was trying to milk that cow, Ill buy a tractor off
ya.

Joe Dakes

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