There were two rumates and the one that slept ontop brung his girlfriend and he told her when they have sex for his room mate wont here if it herts say bread if you want me to go fast say Lettuce and if you want me to go slow say tomatoes.Then the next day when they woke up his room mate says your awake?they said yeswell then u better stop making sandwiches at night cause you got mainaise in my mouth and eyes.

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