25
Sep

Santa and the Blonde!

One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a beautiful 19 year old blonde. She asks Santa, will you stay with me?

Santa says, Ho Ho Ho I gotta go, gotta go!

I gotta deliver these toys to the children, yknow!

She takes off her nightgown, and wearing only a bra and panties, she asks Santa, now will you stay with me?

Santa says, Ho Ho Ho I gotta go, gotta go!

I gotta deliver these toys to the children, yknow!

She takes off everything and asks Santa, now will you stay with me?

Santa replies Hey Hey Hey I gotta stay, gotta stay!

I cant get up the chimney with my dick this way!

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