05
Mar

Santa Claus is tapping Your phone

Youd better watch out,

Youd better not cry,

Youd better not pout;

Im telling you why.

Santa Claus is tapping

Your phone.

Hes bugging your room,

Hes reading your mail,

Hes keeping a file

And running a tail.

Santa Claus is tapping

Your phone.

He hears you in the bedroom,

Surveills you out of doors,

And if that doesnt get the goods,

Then hell use provocateurs.

So – you mustnt assume

That you are secure.

On Christmas Eve

Hell kick in your door.

Santa Claus is tapping

Your phone.

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