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Dec

Santa Claus Is Wearing A Gown

Santa Claus Is Wearing A Gown

(sung to Santa Claus Is Coming To Town)

You better come out,
you better not cry,
You better not pout,
Im telling you why
Santa Claus is wearing a gown.

Hes making the switch,
Hes leaving his wife,
Hes gonna come out, to start a new life
Santa Claus is wearing a gown.

A secret hes been keeping,
Its made him awful tense.
He knows it will be better now,
When he comes down off that fence.

So you better come out,
You better not cry, you better not pout,
Im telling you why.
Santa Claus is wearing a gown.

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