Santa Cluase was

Santa Cluase was arrested yesterday because he blew-up a chlidrens hospital. HE said he did it because he was tired of them damn kids asking for a poney and a bike.Why cant they just ask for a barbie or a toy car like every other kid,and when i get to there place there is no food for me there is a empty plate with crumbs on it and an empty glass with a drop of milk.So I get mad.

Most viewed Jokes (20)