31
Jan

Santa Funnies

Q: What do they call Santas helpers?

A: Subordinate Clauses

Q: What do you call Santa Clause after hes fallen into a fireplace?

A: Krisp Kringle

Q: Who sings Love Me Tender, and makes Christmas toys?

A: Santas little Elvis

Q: Which of Santas reindeers needs to mind his manners the most?

A: Rudeolph

Q: What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

A: A cookie sheet

Q: What reindeer has the cleanest antlers?

A: Comet

Q: What is the cows holiday greeting?

A: Mooooory Christmas

Q: What does Santa like to eat?

A: A jolly roll

Q: Where do Santas reindeers like to stop for lunch?

A: Deery Queen

Q: What does Santa say when he is sick?

A: OH OH NO!

Q: If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?

A: Missile toe

Q: How does Santa Claus take pictures?

A: With his North Pole-aroid.

Q: What do you call the fear of getting stuck while sliding down a chimney?

A: Santa Claus-trophbia

Q: What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas time?

A: Sandy Claus

The 3 stages of man:

He believes in Santa Claus.

He doesnt believe in Santa Claus.

He is Santa Claus.

Received from Mikeys Funnies.

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