27
Jul

Santas Reindeer

Santas Reindeer are girls and heres the proof:

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer, each year male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.

Therefore, according to every historical rendition depicting Santas reindeer,every single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen . . . had to be a girl!

We shouldve known. Only women would be able to drag a fatman in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night, and not get lost!

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