One train which was going peacefully on the rail-tracks suddenly deviated from the tracks and went to the fields nearby and then came back on the tracks.
The passengers were horrified. On the next Railway station the driver was caught He was found to be a Sardar.
He was questioned.
He explained that there was a man standing on the track and he was not moving from there even after lots of honks etc

Then authorities questioned : Sardarji are you mad! just to save life of one person you put life of so many passengers under danger.
You should have run over that person Sardar said : Exactly, that is what i also decided, but this idiot started running towards the field when the train came very close.