Old Jokes | New Jokes

Log on — Make the wood stove hotter

Log off — Dont add no more wood



Monitor — Keep an eye on that wood stove



Download — Getting the firewood off the truck



Floppy disk — What you get from trying to carry too much firewood



Ram — The thing that splits the firewood



Hard drive — Getting home in the winter



Prompt — What the mail aint in the winter



Window — What to shut when its cold outside



Screen — What to shut in black fly season



Byte — What the black flies do



Bit — What the black flies did



Mega Byte — What the BIG black flies do chip Munchies for TV



Micro Chip — Whats left in the bag after you eat the chips



Modem — What you did to the hay fields



Dot matrix — Old Dan Matrixs wife



Lap top — Where the kitty sleeps



Software — The dumb plastic knives & forks they give you at McDonalds



Hardware — The real stainless steel cutlery.



Mouse — What eats grain in the barn



Main frame — What holds the barn up



Enter — City talk for - come on in, eh?



Web — What a spider makes



Web — Site The barn or the attic



Cursor — Someone who swears



Search Engine — What you do when the car dies



Screen Saver — A repair kit for the torn window screen



Home Page — A map you keep in your back pocket just in case you get lost in the field.



Upgrade — Steep hill.



Server — The person at the ABC that brings the food.



Mail Server — The guy at the ABC that brings the food.



MSDOS — Some new disease they discovered.



Sound Card — One of them technological birthday cards that plays music when you open it.



User — The neighbor who keeps borrowing stuff.



Browser — What they call you when your eye brows grow together.



Network — When you have to repair your fishing net.



Internet — Complicated fish net repair method.



Netscape — When a fish maneuvers out of reach.



Online — When you get the laundry hung out on the washline.



Offline — The clothes pins let go and the laundry falls on the ground.