There are three high school -aged boys walking down the street in Washington,
D.C. Suddenly, they see Bill Clinton go jogging by, and he is about to be hit by
a car. So, they pull Bill out of the way and save his life.

Bill says, Thank you for saving my life. I will grant each of you one wish.

The first boy says, I want to go to Georgetown. Bill pulls some strings and
gets the boy admitted.

The second boy says, I want to get into West Point, but it normally requires a
Congressional appointment. Bill calls up his Democratic friends in Congress and
gets the boy his appointment.

The third boy says, I want to be buried in Arlington National Cemetery.

Bill says, That is an odd request for a 17-year-old!

The boy says, Yes, but when my father finds out I saved your life he is going
to kill me!