22
May

School Work

A little blond girl comes back from school one evening. She runs to her mum and says: Mummy today at school we learnt how to count. Well, all the other girls only counted to 5, but listen to me: 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10! Its good, innit?



Yes darling, very good.



Is that because Im blond?



Yes darling, its because youre blond.



Next day, the little girl comes back from school and says: Mummy, today at school we learnt the alphabet. All the other girls only went as far as D, but listen to me: A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K ! Its good innit?



Yes darling, very good.

Is that because Im blond, mummy?



Yes darling its because youre blond.



Next Day, she returns from school and cries: Mummy, today we went swimming. Well, all the other girls have no breasts, but look at me! She proceeds to flash her impressive 36 Ds at her mummy. Is that because Im blond, mummy?



No darling, its because youre 25.

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