One Friday afternoon, a gradeschool teacher announced she would allow kids to take Monday off from school if that student could tell her who she was quoting. Her first quote was Who said, I have a dream.? A little black kid raised his hand.

The Reverand Martin Luther King said that, Billy answered.

Very good, Billy, the teacher said, you can take Monday off.

From the back of the classroom, she hears someone say Fuckin nigger!

Who said that? she angrily demands.

From the same student she hears Mark Fuhrman. See ya Tuesday, Teach.