01
Jan

Selective Hearing

What a woman says:

This place is a mess! Cmon,you and i need to clean up, your stuff is lying on the floor and youll have no clothes to wear, if we dont do laundry right now!



What a Man Hears:



blah,blah,blah,blah,CMON

blah,blah,blah,blah,YOU AND I

blah,blah,blah,blah,ON THE FLOOR

blah,blah,blah,blah,NO CLOTHES

blah,blah,blah,blah,RIGHT NOW!

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