Once again, our female staff will be offering courses to men of any marital status. Classes will be limited to 10, as course material may prove to be difficult. To register please contact your nearest grade school.

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Combating Stupidity
You Too Can Do Housework
P.M.S. – Learning When To Keep Your Mouth Shut
How To Fill An Ice Cube Tray
We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings For Christmas – Give us Money
Understanding The Female Response To Your Coming In At 4 AM
Parenting – No It Doesnt End With Conception
Get A Life – Learn How To Cook
How Not To Act Like An Asshole When Youre Obviously Wrong
Spelling – Even You Can Get It Right
Understanding Your Financial Incompetence
You – The Weaker Sex
Reasons To Give Flowers
How To Stay Awake After Sex
Why It Is Unacceptable To Relieve Yourself Anywhere But The Bathroom
Garbage – Getting It To The Curb
Sex 101 – You Can Fall Asleep Without It If You Really Try
Sex 102 – The Morning Dilemma – If Its Awake Take A Shower
Sports And The Weekend Are Not Synonymous
How To Put The Toilet Seat Down
How To Go Shopping With Your Wife And Not Get Lost
The Remote Control – Overcoming Your Dependence
Helpful Postural Hints For Couch Potatoes
How Not To Act Younger Than Your Children
You Too Can Be A Designated Driver
Honestly – You Dont Look Like Mel Gibson – Especially When Naked
Changing Your Underwear – It Really Works
The Attainable Goal – Omitting *#@&#!^ From Your Vocabulary
Fluffing The Blankets After Farting Is Not Necessary
Real Men Ask For Directions