Seminars for Females (Prepared and presented by Males)

1. Elementary map reading

2. Crying and law enforcement

3. Advanced math seminar: Programming your VCR

4. You can go shopping for less than 4 hours

5. Gaining five pounds vs. the end of the world: A study in contrast.

6. PMS: Its your problem, not mine (Its happened monthly since puberty-deal with it.)

7. Driving I. Getting past automatic transmissions

8. Driving II. The meaning of blinking orange lights

9. Driving III. Approximating a constant speed

10. Driving IV. Makeup and Driving; its as simple as oil and water

11. Football: Not a game; a sacrament

12. Telephone Translations (Formerly titled, Me too equals I love you)

13. How to earn your own money

14. Gift giving fundamentals (Formerly titled, Fabric bad, electronics good)

15. Putting the seat down by yourself: Potential energy is on your side

16. Beyond Clean and Dirty – The nuances of wearable laundry

17. Yes, you can fill up at a self service station

18. Joys of the remote control; Reaping the benefits of 50 channels

19. What comes around, goes around: Why his credit card is not a toy

20. His best friend can be yours too

21. His poker games: Deal yourself out

22. Commitment Schmittment (Formerly titled, Wedlock Schmedlock)

23. To honor and obey: Remembering the small print above I do

24. Why your mother is unwelcome in the house

25. Your mate: selfish bastard, or victimized sensitive man?

Seminars For Males (Prepared and Presented by Females)

1. Combatting stupidity

2. You too can do housework

3. PMS: Learn when to keep your mouth shut

4. How to fill an ice tray

5. We do not want sleazy underthings for Christmas: give us money

6. Understanding the female response to your coming in drunk at 4am

7. Wonderful laundry techniques (formerly titled, Dont wash my silks)

8. Parenting: It doesnt end with conception

9. Get a life; learn to cook

10. How not to act like a jackass when youre obviously wrong

11. Spelling: Even you can get it right

12. Understanding your financial incompetence

13. You: The weaker sex

14. Reasons to give flowers

15. How to stay awake in public

16. Why it is unacceptable to relieve yourself anywhere but the bathroom

17. Garbage: Getting it to the curb

18. You can fall asleep without it if you really try

19. The morning dilemma if IT is awake: Take a shower

20. Ill wear it if I damn well please

21. How to put the toilet lid down (formerly titled No, its not a bidet)

22. The weekend and sports are not synonyms

23. Give me a break: Why we know your excuses are bull

24. How to go shopping with your mate and not get lost

25. The remote control: Overcoming your dependency

26. Romanticism: Ideas other than sex

27. Helpful postural hints for couch potatoes

28. Mothers-in-law: They are people too

29. Male bonding: Leaving your friends at home

30. You too can be a designated driver

31. Seeing the true you (formerly titled, You dont look like Mel Gibson when naked)

32. Changing your underwear: It really works

33. The attainable goal: removing tits from your vocabulary

34. Fluffing the blankets after flatulating is not necessary

35. Techniques for calling home before you leave work