Old Jokes | New Jokes

1. Combating Stupidity

2. You, too, can do housework

3. PMS — Learn when to keep your mouth shut.

4. How to fill an ice tray

5. We do not want sleazy underthings for Christmas — Give us money

6. Understanding the female response to your coming in drunk at 4:00am

7. Wonderful laundry techniques (formerly titled Dont wash my silks)

8. Parenting — No, it doesnt end with conception

9. Get a life — learn to cook

10. How not to act like an jerk when youre obviously wrong 11.

11. Spelling — Even you can get it right

12. Understanding your financial incompetence

13. You — The Weaker Sex

14. Reasons to give flowers

15. How to stay awake after sex

16. Why it is unacceptable to relieve yourself anywhere but the bathroom

17. Garbage — Getting it to the curb

18. You can fall asleep without It if you really try

19. The morning dilemma if Its awake. Take a shower

20. Ill wear it if I damn well please

21. How to put the toilet lid down (formerly No, its not a bidet)

22. The weekend and sports are not synonyms

23. Give me a break! Why we know your excuses are BS

24. How to go shopping with your mate and not get lost

25. The remote control — Overcoming your dependency

26. Romanticism - Ideas other than sex

27. Helpful postural hints for couch potatoes

28. Mother-in-laws — They are people, too

29. Male bonding — Leaving your friends at home

30. You too can be a designated driver

31. Seeing the true you (formerly No, you dont look like Mel Gibson, especially when naked!)

32. Changing your underwear — It really works

33. Techniques for calling home