Seminars for Women …


Once again, the male staff will be offering courses to women of all marital
status. Please note, homework is mandatory. Attendance in at least 10 of
the following courses is not mandatory.

Combatting the Impulse to Nag
You Can Change the Oil Too
PMS – Learning to Sleep Over at Mothers
How to Fill a Beer Mug
We do not want Stationary for Christmas – PUT ON SLEAZY UNDERTHINGS
Understanding the Female Cause of Male Drunkenness
How to Do All Your Laundry in One Load and Have More Time to Watch Football
Parenting – Your Husband Gave You Children so You Could Have Someone Other Than Him to Boss Around
How Not to Sob Like a Sponge When Your Husband is Right
Get a Life – Learn to Kill Spiders Yourself
Balancing a Checkbook – Even You Can Get it Right
You, the Whining Sex
Reasons to Give _ _ _ _ _ _ _ S
How to Stay Awake During Sex
Why it is Unacceptable to Talk About Placentas During Breakfast
Shopping – Doing it in Less Than 16 Hours
#101 You Can Use a Bed for More Than Just Sleep
#102 Its OK to Do It Outside of the Bedroom
If You Want to Know How That Looks On You, Ask Your Mother
How to Close the Garage Door
If You Dont Want an Excuse, Dont Demand an Explanation
Payday and Shopping Are Not Synonymous
How to Go Fishing With Your Mate and Not Catch Pneumonia
Living Without Power Windows – How to Turn a Crank
Romanticism – The Whole Point of Caviar, Candles, and Conversation
How to Stay Alive While Your Husband is Relaxing
Putting On Something Sexy – Why it Wont Ruin Your Brain
How to Act Younger Than Your Mother
You Too Can Carry a Backpack
Female Friendship – Why Your Best Friends Are Not the Women Who Complain About You the Most
Apologizing for Farting When Youre On the Toilet is NOT Necessary
The Attainable Goal – Catching a Ball Before It Stops Moving
Honest, My Eyes Are Closed Because of the Passion I Feel

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