Senator Teddy

Teddy, the red nosed senator,

Had a very shiny car.

And if youve ever seen it,

You were probly near a bar.

All of the other Senators,

Wondered how he get his dames.

They thought he was to drunk,

To join in any bedroom games.

Then one clouded Christmas Eve,

Santa came to say,

Teddy with your nose so red,

Wont you help me guide my sled.

Thats how the police found him,

Wrapped around a maple tree.

Teddy, the red nosed Senator,

Youre a drunken S.O.B.!

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