Senior Citizens

Horace Feebilmeind, the oldest man in the state, decides to visit a prostitute
on his 105th birthday.

He calls an agency which promises to send over the most beautiful woman they
have. He strips in anticipation, and the doorbell rings. He opens the door to
find a tall, svelte, stacked red-head standing there. She takes one look,
snorts, and says, Ill tell ya, old man! Youve had it!

He thinks for a moment and then says, Okay. How much do I owe you?

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