Jim stepped into the elevator only to be greeted by the President of the company who was about in his mid-nineties. Accompanying him was a gorgeous, blonde bombshell in a tightfitting red dress. Poor Jim couldnt keep his eyes off her but tried hard not too look as she was kissing and hanging all over the Pressie.

She left the elevator, and Jim now alone with the Big Bossman himself tokk the opportunity to ask: Excuse me, sir, Jim said, but who is that gorgeous, blonde bombshell slobbering all over you?

Thats my new wife, he says.

But sir!!! At your age, sex can kill

So the president answers, Well, if she dies, she dies.