26
Feb

Sex drive is too high.

A feeble old man is in his doctors office having a check-up. The doctor finishes the check-up says to the man, So, you seem in fine health. Any problems?

Yes, Doc, the old man slowly responded. My sex drive is too high and I need it lowered.

This took the doctor quite by surprise. Youre 84 years old, and youre in fine health for a man of your age, and I know men half your age who would kill for a problem like that. So, why are you complaining?

Well, the old man said, I see all these sexy nurses at the home, and when I go for a walk, I see all these cute honeys all around, so thats why Im here, Doc. I want my sex drive lowered.

Still confused, the doctor said, I would think that at your age, you wouldnt complain about a high sex drive.

Doc, the old man said, You dont understand. I need my sex drive lowered from here, pointing to his head, to here, pointing to between his legs.

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