Sexual Tension Quiz

Instructions: For each answer, you will have three clues. Try to determine what the object or thing is that is being described. For every correct answer you give, give yourself 2 points, for every incorrect answer deduct 2 points.

If you score less than 14 points, you are in need of more sex. If you score between 14 points and 21 points, you are in need of more love. If you score over 21 points, you are classed as having a great sex experience. Now please begin.


I am a protrusion that comes in many sizes.

When Im not well, I drip.

When you blow me, you feel good.

Im spread before Im eaten.

Your tongue gets me off.

People sometimes lick my nuts.

I assist an erection.

Sometimes big balls hang from me.

Im called a big swinger.

Over 1,000 people went down on me.

I wasnt maiden for long.

A big hard thing ripped me open.

You stick your poles inside me.

You tie me down to get me up.

I get wet before you do.

When I go in I cause pain.

I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow.

I can fill your hole.

A finger goes in me.

You fiddle with me when youre bored.

The best man always has me first.

All day long, its in and out.

I discharge loads from my shaft.

Both men and women go down on me.

I go in hard.

I come out soft.

You blow me hard.

If I miss, I hit your bush.

Its my job to stuff your box.

When I come, its news.

I offer Protection.

I get the finger ten times.

You use your fingers to get me off.

I have a stiff shaft.

My tip penetrates.

I come with a quiver.

My business is briefs.

I am a cunning linguist.

I plead and plead for it.

I make some guys shoot in the air.

I usually have a little pecker.

Im better in your hand than in your bush.

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peanut butter
wedding ring
chewing gum
newspaper boy

Credit to: Gisele Herbert


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