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Feb

Sexually Suggestive Lines from the Star Wars Trilogy

TOP 10 LINES FROM STAR WARS

10) Get in there you big furry oaf, I dont care what you smell!
9) Luke, at that speed do you think youll be able to pull out in time?
8) Put that thing away before you get us all killed.
7) Youve got something jammed in here real good.
6) Arent you a little short for a stormtrooper?
5) You came in that thing? Youre braver than I thought.
4) Sorry about the mess…
3) Look at the size of that thing!
2) Curse my metal body, I wasnt fast enough!
1) She may not look like much, but shes got it where it counts, kid.

TOP 10 LINES FROM THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK
10) I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me.
9) Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?
8) Theres an awful lot of moisture in here.
7) But now we must eat. Come, good food, come…
6) Thats okay, Id like to keep it on manual control for a while.
5) Hurry up, golden-rod…
4) I mustve hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?
3) Possible he came in through the south entrance.
2) And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!
1) Control, control! You must learn control!
TOP 10 LINES FROM RETURN OF THE JEDI
10) Hey, point that thing someplace else.
9) I look forward to completing your training. In time you will call me master.
8) Youre a jittery little thing, arent you?
7) I never knew I had it in me.
6) Someone mustve told them about my little maneuver at the battle of Taanab.
5) There is good in him, Ive felt it.
4) I assure you, Lord Vader, my men are working as fast as they can. Perhaps I can find new ways to motivate them.
3) Grab me, Chewie. Im slipping – hold on. Grab it, almost…you
almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy, hold me, Chewie. Chewie!
2) Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me – now I owe you one.
1) Back door, huh? Good idea!

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