A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barbers
chair and said, Ill have a shave and a shoe shine.
The barber began to lather his face while the most beautiful woman he had ever seen knelt down and began to shine his shoes.The cowboy said, Young lady, you and I should go and
spend some time in a hotel room.She replied, Im married and my husband wouldnt like
that.The cowboy said, Tell him youre working overtime and
Ill pay you the difference.She said, You tell him. He is the one shaving you.