She was soooooooo blonde…* She thought a quarterback was a refund.
* She thought General Motors was in the army.
* She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
* At the bottom of an application where it says Sign here: she wrote Sagittarius.
* She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
* She sent a fax with a stamp on it.
* Under education on her job application, she put Hooked On Phonics.
* She told me to meet her at the corner of WALK and DONT WALK.
* She studied for a blood test.
* She sold her car for gas money.
*When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead.
* When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
* She thought if she spoke her mind, shed be speechless.
* She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.
*She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican Phone Co.
08
Sep
Additional Jokes From "Blonde"
- Bllllonnndddee
- Q: Why should you never take a blonde out for coffee?
- Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?
- Blondes Making Kool-Aid
- How to handle the police
- Blonde on the Run
- M&Ms factory
- Like GST
- Buying drinks at a bar
- The angry preacher…
- Blonde and 747 Difference
- Haircut
- Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
- Three doors
- Short Blonde, Tarzan and Elephant jokes.