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Jun

Sherlock Holmes-read it! pleaze!

Sherlock Holmes and Dr.Watson were on a camping trip. They had a bottle of wine and went to bed. A couple hours later Holmes woke up and said Watson look up and tell me what you see Watson was silent a minute then said uh,i see millions and millions of stars. Holmes replied and what does that tell you Watson? Watson said astrologically i see leo is in saturn. astronomically i see that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Meteorologically i predict it will be a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically i see god is all powerful and we are small and insignificant. Holmes after a few minutes of disgusted silence said Watson you dickhead! Some bastard has stolen our tent.

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