Bill was travelling with George Stephanopolous one day when they decided, (for a change?!?!?) to stop at a McDonalds.

Before eating the men went to relieve themselves. At the urinal Bill happened to peek over and noticed that George was pretty endowed. When he inquired about it George said it got so big because he whaps it against the bedpost every night before he goes to sleep.

Bill decided to try it.

When he got home it was late and Hillary was in bed already. Bill put on his p.j.s, walked over to the bed and whapped his wonder wand against the bedpost.

Hillary whispers quietly, George… is that you?