Shoot The Pig

A farmhand is driving round the farm, checking the fences. After a few minutes he radios his boss and says, "Boss, Ive got a problem. I hit a pig on the road and hes stuck in thebull-bars of my truck. Hes still wriggling — what should I do? "In the back of your truck theres a shotgun. Shoot the pig in the head and when it stops wriggling you can pull it out and throw it in a bush." The farm worker agrees and signs off. About 10 minutes later he radios back. "Boss I did what you said, I shot the pig and dragged it out and threw it in a bush.""So whats the problem now?" his Boss snapped. "The blue light on his bike is still flashing!"

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