Shop that sells absolutely everything

A man is walking buy a shop which has a sign in the window reading WE SELL ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING.

The man decides to put the shop to the test. He thinks of the most absurd thing possible. He enters the shop, and asks the shopkeeper, Can I have a waist coat for a Chicken, please.

The shopkeeper thinks for a moment, and then goes into the back room. He returns after a few seconds and hands the man a condom.

The man says Thats not a waist coat for a chicken!

To which the shopkeeper replies, No sir, but its the closest weve got – A PULLOVER FOR A COCK

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