My wife and I, we always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

My wife got a mudpack and looked great for two days! And then the mud fell off

My wife told me her car wasnt working well – there was water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was, and she told me it was in the lake.

I asked my wife: Where do you want to go for our anniversary?

She said: Somewhere I have never been!

I told her: How about the kitchen?

My wife ran after the garbage truck, yelling: Am I too late for the garbage?

No. Jump In!

My wife is on a new diet – coconuts and bananas. She hasnt lost weight, but she can now climb a tree!